Star Wars jokes

In honor of the release of episode III here are a few poor Star Wars jokes.

Luke: What is the correct way to eat peas?
Obi Won: Use the fork, Luke

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are sitting around a Christmas tree.
Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas.
Luke: No, that’s impossible. How can that be?
Vader: Luke, (TOO TSHII) I felt your presents.

Q: If Han in the Millennium Falcon is flying in the direction of force vector A, and a star destroyer has a tractor beam pulling in the direction of force vector B, is the acceleration vector of the Millennium Falcon U in the direction of A or B?
A: May the force B with U.