Crime might not pay, but it sure looks fun.

I was watching the Italian Job the other day and I have to say that being a professional thief sure looked fun. Just think about it, the car chases, the fancy gadgets, traveling the world, the neat guns, and of course there is the money. With this in mind I got to thinking (Yeah, I know its about time). What is my favorite movie where a bad guy is the good guy? Of course the obvious answer is Pirates of The Caribbean. Who doesn't want to be like Cpt. Jack Sparrow and have all that treasure, a fast ship, wonderful class, and lets not forget the rum which is very good when mixed with orange juice and chocolate syrup. With this in mind I started planning my life of crime. I would buy a speed boat, some black clothes, an Uzi, a sawed off double barreled ten gauge, and a pair of cool looking sunglasses. Following these acquisitions I would head out to the Philippine sea to knock off supertankers. HA Ha Ha Ha Haaaa (in case you couldn't hear that was a maniacal laugh).Then it hit me, taking something that doesn't belong to me isn't right even though it is fun. Drat! Why does right always have to get in the way.